Figure Out Your Bullshit
Because the leading cause of most of your problems is you.
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Stay Calm. You're Probably The Problem.
"Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate."
— Carl Jung
Get Your Shit Together
A Brief Suggestive Guide:
1. Realize Why You Suck
Stop letting your ego embarrass you. Take accountability for yourself, and your situation, regardless of how you got there. There is no growth without humility -- no improvement without it's pain.
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." -Confucious
2. Own It and Get Over It
It's not what happens to you that dictates who you are, but how you handle it. You can't control other people, but you can control your emotional response. You're not a victim, you lack tools.
"He who angers you conquers you" -Elizabeth Kenny
3. Shut Up and Get to Work
Whatever your shortcoming, the solution should be intuitive and likely uncomfortable. Be diligent. Study how to improve. Practice it. Aspire to be the adult you needed as a child.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves." -Viktor E. Frankl
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The content provided on figureoutyourbullshit.com is not psychological, medical, or professional advice. It is not a prescription for becoming a better person, nor a substitute for therapy or counseling.
The purpose of this site is to inspire personal reflection and encourage individuals to approach their own challenges using logic, reasoning, and principles of virtue. Readers are encouraged to think critically, question assumptions, and take responsibility for their own growth and decisions.
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